Episodes

Thursday May 31, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.347: Solo - A Star Wars Story - Geek Review
Thursday May 31, 2018
Thursday May 31, 2018
Who actually shot first? Today on GeekFest Rants we find out the stories behind the legend of everybody's favorite Corellian, scoundrel, pilot...Han Solo. Join Carlos, Kim, and Kyle for an in-depth review of the latest Star Wars film: Solo - A Star Wars Story.
How does this compare to The Last Jedi, which seem to have split the fan-base in half. How many Easter eggs can you cram into one film? And who gave the stand out performance on this movie? Find out today, and by the way...Han always shoots first.

Tuesday May 29, 2018
Tuesday May 29, 2018
Hey kids! Thanks for stopping by. We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with a phone call from Hollywood Legend Johnny 5. J5 breaks down a new money making idea that he has and then after that we talk some TRU. It's super sad news.
From there we talk about Solo: A Star Wars Story. I'll break down what I liked, what I didn't like all in a spoiler free format!
We finish off the show with some toy talk including a blow by blow of a recent Toys 4 Tots Shopping Spree and then we talk about the end of The CW Season including overviews of The Flash, Riverdale, Black Lighting and tons more!
Dude! We picked up a new Patron this week over at Support The Report. He runs a great page on Facebook called Classic Wrestling Matches And Mags. You can find it HERE! I was member before he ever joined up and I highly recommend it.
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on o ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.
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Tuesday May 22, 2018
Tuesday May 22, 2018
Hey kids! Thanks for stopping by. We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with a little update about last year's fires. How Santa Rosa is doing but then we get interrupted by a phone call from AB Silver. He has an update on the movie he's been working on..
From there we talk about Deadpool 2. I'll tell you what I liked, what I didn't like and what I thought overall. Don't worry though, it's all spoiler free.
We finish off the show with some toy talk, comic talk including me hipping you guys to a book to look out for. It's a lot of fun
Dude! We picked up a new Patron this week over at Support The Report. He runs a great page on Facebook called Classic Wrestling Matches And Mags. You can find it HERE! I was member before he ever joined up and I highly recommend it.
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Monday May 21, 2018
Monday May 21, 2018
What do A Quiet Place, Avengers: Infinity War, Lost In Space, and Cobra Kai have in common? Absolutely nothing, other than Carlos is reviewing them today on GeekFest Rants.
On this episode we have a perfect combination of horror, comic book, sci-fi, and 80's throwback entertainment. Is it possible to take a break from Star Wars a week before Solo opens? Maybe.

Tuesday May 15, 2018
Tuesday May 15, 2018
Hey kids! Thanks for stopping by. We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with a little talk about Free Comic Book day here in Santa Rosa and then we talk on Diablo Cody's latest movie. It's called Tully. I'll tell you all about it.
Finally we finish off with some talk about Cobra Kai, my new Lando action Figure and some other Star Wars dudes I bought plus some talk about The Flea Market season
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Sunday May 13, 2018
Reel Wisdom: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Sunday May 13, 2018
Sunday May 13, 2018
Hey kids! This time around on Reel Wisdom we take a look at the 2nd film in the 3rd trilogy of Star Wars Films, The Last Jedi. I really dug this flick and thought that there was lot of wisdom contained in the story which was penned by Rian Johnson who directed and wrote one of my favorite movies, a flick called Brick.
In the scene that we are going to listen to this time around Yoda breaks down a few important tidbits of learning to good old Luke Skywalker about living in the moment and about learning from our mistakes. From there I talk a bit about what he said to Luke and what I think that he means when he says "We are what they grow beyond".
Thanks for giving us a few minutes of your time and I hope that you had an awesome May The Fourth!

Thursday May 10, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.345: Star Wars - Secrets of the Empire - Figure Cases
Thursday May 10, 2018
Thursday May 10, 2018
Today on GeekFest Rants, Carlos explores the virtual reality world of Star Wars: Secrets of the Empire. This is a virtual reality experience that brings you into an undercover mission to steal the Empire's new secret weapon. Virtual reality entertainment is new to us so you'll get a newbie's perspective on it.
Then we dive into vintage Star Wars action figure carrying cases. The good, the bad, and the strange. From simple suitcase designs to elaborate space ship shaped cases, we'll cover them all.

Tuesday May 08, 2018
Tuesday May 08, 2018
Hey kids... As promised for this week, a classic episode repost... Hope you enjoy it and we'll be back on our normal schedule soon...
We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with a little talk with Engineer Emily and then we move onto At The Movies where we examine a super weird movie that I saw called "Swiss Army Man" Dude, it was something else.
From there we move on the main event of the deal... The Top 5 Pizza Toppings Of All The Time. Man, this is going to be a divisive list. Dudes are gonna flip their lids. I mean that.
Finally we finish off with some talk about Riverdale and about a trip I took over to The Bowling Alley. I made a new bowling song and everything. It's a super fun show. I think your'e gonna dig it..
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Wednesday May 02, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.344:Star Wars Landspeeder Toy - Fright Night - Terminator Posters
Wednesday May 02, 2018
Wednesday May 02, 2018
Today on GeekFest Rants, Carlos compares the original Star Wars Kenner Landspeeder to the new, Black Series Hasbro one. How has it improved, what surprises does it hold? And we even go over some hidden features the original one had, that some people might not know about.
Plus as a bonus, we go over some other unknown facts/features from other Star Wars toys you might not be aware of. Then we return to our regular feature with posters of the month. This time we'll hit Fright Night and The Terminator. Two best of the 80's selections with very different artistic styles.

Tuesday May 01, 2018
Tuesday May 01, 2018
We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with some talk about some super mean fools that tried to funcrush me at Safeway while I was playing Pokemon Go and some thoughts about folk's inherent villany.
From there we talk on Avengers Infinity war. I'm gonna try and get as detailed as I can without giving away any spoilers. I want you to know if it's cool or not but I don't want to ruin any of the fun for you!
Then at the end we talk on a number of things, Solo Figures, Flea Market Food Service Monopolies, Toy Scalpers, Toys R Us and a few other things. It's a fun show like always. Make sure to tell a friend and make sure to hop over to Itunes and gives us a good review! It helps.. Here's the link! ITUNES!!!!!
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Thursday Apr 26, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.343: Lost Soul - Mother Reviews - Indy Kenner Doll
Thursday Apr 26, 2018
Thursday Apr 26, 2018
Today on GeekFest Rants we are looking at two very different films. One is the documentary Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau, the story of a film that did not get made. However, this story is better than the actual film that was made. The other is Mother!, the latest mind-bender from Darren Aronofsky. Which means, as a film viewer, you will have some homework to do after watching the film.
Then we lighten things up with the original Kenner 12 inch doll of Indiana Jones from Raiders of the lost Ark. Another Holy Grail item Carlos can now cross off his toy collecting list.

Tuesday Apr 24, 2018
Tuesday Apr 24, 2018
Hey kids! Thanks for stopping by. We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off some talk about this and that. Just some general house cleaning type stuff.
From there we have 2 movie reviews! The 1st one is a movie I LOVED called Isle Of Dogs, the second is another really great movie called A Quiet Place.
For The Main Event of the show we talk about my trip to the Sacramento Comic Con. We went to see comic book legend Chris Claremont but the show became racked with peril! It's a super fun story and one you for sure don't want to miss!
We finish off with some talk about Star Wars toys and a bunch of other things like thatj Jessica Jones, botht the comic and the show and all that. It's a fun time and you for sure don't want to miss it!
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape
VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Saturday Apr 21, 2018
The Audio Handbook Of The Marvel Universe: Thanos
Saturday Apr 21, 2018
Saturday Apr 21, 2018
Hey kids! With the upcoming release of what seems to be THE ULTIMATE MARVEL MOVIE! Avengers 3: Infinity War where our boy Thanos takes the role of the big baddie.
This time around on the show we're gonna learn all about Thanos, who he is, what he wants, where he came from and all other sort of fun stuff of that sort!
It's a gonna be a great and informative 20 or so minutes so tune in, chill out and take in some learning!

Thursday Apr 19, 2018
Reel Wisdom: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
Thursday Apr 19, 2018
Thursday Apr 19, 2018
Rogue One is a stand alone Star Wars Movie that tells the story of the Rebel Spies who stole the plans for The Death Star from the hands of the Empire. The plans lead to the destruction of The Empire's Ultimate Weapon and eventually the fall of Vader and The Emperor.
The crew of Rogue One, Cassian Andor, Bodhi The Pilot, K2S0 and their leader Jyn Urso faced insurmountable odds in their quest to acquire the plans. How did they do it? By taking one chance and then another until either you suceed or you run out of chances..
Listen in as IseeRobots talks a bit about the movie and a bit about how you can apply these lessons to your day to day life. It's fun and somewhat inspiring episode. Make sure to tell a friend!

Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
The Audio Handbook Of The Marvel Universe. The Immortal Iron Fist
Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
The Hey kids. This week we have something super fun! An all new/all exciting episode of The Audio Handbook Of The Marvel Universe! This time around we are going to take a look at The Immortal Iron Fist, Danny Rand.
I am a huge fan of Iron Fist but have to admit that his origin was something that I was not an expert in. I knew some of the rough details but making this episode helped me to fill in some of the gaps that I had. I feel like I know Danny Much better now..
There are ninjas, and Kung-Fu and Fists made of Iron and all sorts of other fun things contained within! It's a super fun episode and I hope that you have a good time checking it out while also leaving a bit more enlightened on the subject of The Lost City of Kun-Lun and Kung-Fu stuff in general.
Make sure to stop by SupportTheReport.com and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! It's totally worth it! Just do it already!

Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.342: Star Wars - Solo Trailer 2 - Netflix Films
Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
As Solo: A Star Wars Story get's closer and closer to premiering we get another trailer with interesting new hints at what's ahead in this latest Star Wars film. Today on GeekFest Rants Carlos goes shot by shot to see what secrets lay ahead.
Then we examine current films on Netflix. How good are those suggestions that Netflix offers when you are done watching a film. Some are hidden gems, and some are not.

Tuesday Apr 10, 2018
This Boring Life Ep.9: Oak Lawn Illinois. My Life Before California
Tuesday Apr 10, 2018
Tuesday Apr 10, 2018
Hey kids! This week we have a little something different. An All New Episode of.. This Boring Life, where every episode we will explore The Secret Origin Of IseeRobots. One Topic At A Time. The topic for this episode? My early days as a young sprat in the great state of Illinois.
On this episode we take a look at my elementary school, Harnew, stores we used to shop at, things I used to do and all sorts of stuff like that.
This was really fun for me to record once I started the memories really started to flow. I don't think about Illinois that much but once I did, MAN! The thoughts started coming. I didn't realize how much those early days turned me into the person I am today until I started looking back.
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape
VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Sunday Apr 08, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.341:Star Wars The Last Jedi - Novel and Blu-ray
Sunday Apr 08, 2018
Sunday Apr 08, 2018
Today on GeekFest Rants Carlos takes one final(maybe, definitely, no way)look at Star Wars The Last Jedi. This time around he focuses on the novel by Jason Fry, promoted as the Expanded Edition - whatever that means. And the home video release including Blu-ray, and 4K.....sorry no 3-D for the U.S. market.
To quote Mark Hamill "He is NOT my Luke Skywalker".

Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
The Toys R Us Report Ep.150: Toys R Us Memories, Pacific Rim and Tons More!
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Hey kids! Thanks for stopping by. We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with a talk about the origins of the show, how we got started and how it became what it is today. I was feeling like really nostalgic with this being ep. 150 and all
From there we have a review of Pacific Rim with John Boyega. It was alright. There was a lot more robot on robot violence than the 1st Pacific Rim.
For The Main Event of the show we talk about Toys R Us... it's a long segment where I share memories and what I remember about the layout of the store back in the day.
We finish off with some talk about Star Wars toys and a bunch of other things like that. It's a fun time and you for sure don't want to miss it!
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape
VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Thursday Mar 29, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.340: Kenner Star Wars 85-86 Lost Wave - Genre Geek Nerd Sign
Thursday Mar 29, 2018
Thursday Mar 29, 2018
Just when you thought we were done with Star Wars Kenner...we're back with more. Today on GeekFest Rants, Carlos takes a look at the 85-86 Lost Wave.
This was a continuation to the Star Wars Kenner line, proposed by Kenner to Lucasfilm, just as the Return of the Jedi line was winding down.
Then we go over a Do It Yourself Geek genre destination sign project just finished by Carlos. We'll go step by step on how you can do one yourself.

Tuesday Mar 27, 2018
Tuesday Mar 27, 2018
Hey kids! Thanks for stopping by. We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with a talk with some talk about Toys R Us and then Engineer Emily drops in with some dirt on Johnny 5! It's a real fun segment. You don't want to miss it!
From there we have a review of Tomb Raider with Alicia Vikander. There is a lot of running and jumping.
For The Main Event of the show we are gonna enter the Mystical World of Dungeons And Dragons through the lense of a Magic User name Archimedes. This is the 2nd in a segment we call The Ghostly Tome. This time out we take a look at Ventriliquism as well as the Deadly Death Spell!
We finish off with some more talk about Toys R Us and a really weird story about the new TV that we bought..
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Thursday Mar 22, 2018
Thursday Mar 22, 2018
Any Escape From New York fans out there? Today on GeekFest Rants, Carlos reviews the deleted scene filled, movie adaptation tie in novel of Escape From New York. Definitely a must read.
Then we look at our posters of the month with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Conan the Barbarian. Two iconic posters to go with two fantastic films.
And finally we continue our vintage action figure hunt with the classic Mego line from The Black Hole. These are figures that are still evading me to this day.

Tuesday Mar 20, 2018
Tuesday Mar 20, 2018
We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with some talk about Toys R Us and their recent troubles. It's a real sad segment...
From there we talk about a movie I saw called Anihilation. I meant to see it last week and was finally able to
Then it's on to the main event of the show where we dig in a and talk one of my favorite topics.. GI Joe. We go over the entire 1st series of Vehicles! everything from The Ram Cycle to The Vamp! It's a ton of fun!
On the final segment of the show we talk a few different things but mostly about Toys R Us.
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Tuesday Mar 13, 2018
Tuesday Mar 13, 2018
We have a super fun show ahead of us this week. We start off with another conversation with Hollywood Legend Johnny 5. He reveals some casting details from his movie as well as telling us the story of how him and AB Silver Met
From there we talk about a movie I saw called Death Wish. During the intro I say Anhilation but this dang flu threw everything out of wack and I saw Death Wish instead..
Then it's on to the main event of the show where we dig in a and talk one of my favorite topics.. GI Joe. We go over the entire 2st series of Action Figures! Everyone from Clutch to Zap! It's a ton of fun!
On the final segment of the show we talk a few different things, Filet Of Fish, dipping sauce, Tab Cola, Becky Lynch and Gino Vega joining The Bullet Club. It's a really fun ending for what turned out to be an awesome show!
Make sure to hop on over to Support The Report and check out how you can get the ISR Supertape VHS Tape! While helping to support the show. Man, we need all the help that we can get.
Also hop on over to VirtualDirtmall.com The ISR Superstore and take care of some of your Retro Junk Shopping needs while also supporting The Toys R Us Report.

Tuesday Mar 13, 2018
Geekfest Rants Ep.338: Black Panther and Annihilation - Geek Reviews
Tuesday Mar 13, 2018
Tuesday Mar 13, 2018
Today on GeekFest Rants we go from comic book heroes to sci-fi thriller. Join Carlos as he reviews the current billion dollar Marvel hit, Black Panther and the mind bending Annihilation.
Two different films but perfect for our genre loving interests.
With Black Panther we get a new character that promises to become a leader in future Marvel films. Plus with Annihilation we get another though provoking film from the maker of Ex Machina.

